As much as I think the Bush Administration is undermining its own position - it can't be helped to poke a bit of fun at them:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work.
That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines
the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?